Here's an easy way to lose some weight, trawl through bloody Ikea on a Friday afternoon, spend 20 minutes gnawing your own arm off at the checkouts while people seem to lose all ability to just ENTER THEIR PIN NUMBER, and then dump all the flat pack crap in your car before remembering you FORGOT A LOAD OF STUFF.
Then walk all the way through again, because they don't let you just nip in to the section you want, oh no, you have to go past all the garish kiddies bedroom stuff and endless cushions and throws to finally get what you need.
Repeat checkout performance and some how manage not to dive into the hotdog bar and demand everything in a bun. Although I might have done that had it not been busier than a football crowd at half time looking for a pie.
So glad to be home. Does modern life need to be so challenging?
2 comments:
Thanks for this very, very entertaining blog! Now in Arizona, this Bristolian is also on the lose weight - extend life kick. My exercise is being done vicariously through you... so keep up the good work.
Hi Alex, thanks for your great comment, it's nice to hear.
Good luck with your regime.
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