Thursday, 21 May 2009

Fashion tips


Here's a tip. Don't walk down Whiteladies Road and Park Street wearing a very tight t-shirt which shows off all your bulges and man boobs to their fullest.

I've never been so self-conscious walking down to my run tonight. I was wearing an old England football shirt, which is tight anyway as has been the style over the past few years, but it is also a couple of sizes too small.

So for anybody who remembers Viz comic, I couldn't help feeling like one of the Fat Slags as I waddled through the centre of the city, at the height of rush hour.

I looked even better on the way back, all sweaty and red faced.

It was a good run though.

1 comment:

The Bandit said...

Get yourself a rugger - there is always more room to breathe!!